Five Nights at Freddy's Megathread [FNAF4 released early as usual.]

[Radical Batz]

It matters to me.

Ask the creator of the game, he knows.

"Best answer of the year"

[Deep One]

LOOK HOW INTELLECTUAL AND SPECIAL THINKER I AM

[Froge]

I received first hand information from Scott Cawthon which can answer all your questions.

This game doesn't make any sense. Why would anyone pay for a security man when he already has robots as security?

The robots, while vicious, don't provide as much security as an actual person watching the cameras. It is perfectly possible for someone to break into the store, steal something, and make it back out before the bots catch him.

And why do they attack him again?

The robots, while in free roam mode, will stuff anyone not in a fluffy suit into a fluffy suit.

Also if they need a security guard either way why would they bother purchasing robots anyway? There is no point.

The robots are animatronics meant for the entertainment of the children.

The robots aren't there for security. It's a pizza place, like Chuck e cheese. They're there for entertainment.

Then it's even worse. Why would a robot designed for entertainment do such a thing?

Allow me to let you in on a secret. The owner of the restaurant is a pedophile who has a very specific fetish. It is the fetish of watching children being entertained while they are in danger. Every day he faps to the thought that the children are eating at a restaurant and laughing at animatronics that could very well kill them.

How doesn't it make sense or are you talking about it doesn't make sense because it isn't realistic Hm?

How it does make sense?
Why would a robot-toy meant for entertainment want to do this? Also, why are they in free roam mode? What's the point?

There is a secret society of people in the world who share the fetish that the owner of the store has. They specially make robots that can both harm and entertain children. Their servos lock up if they get turned off for too long so they are left in free roam mode at night.

Your employee has stated that this has happened before. Previous security guards who had this job either quit it or are dead. Therefore, he knew they were dangerous and he doesn't care to put them on sleep mode instead?

Plus, if this is how they want to play then how can we be sure they won't do or haven't done the same thing on some customers?

The guy probably got the job in the same way that I did as I have explained here: without an interview and without contract. There are no rules for the employer to follow.

No it isn't, because they would lose the rest of their customers. Not to mention the complaints the previous security guards would write. They would also have to pay for a lawyer.

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Also why doesn't the place work with electricity?

There are no living security guards from before. They have indeed written complaints, but with the economy in the state that it is now, none of them quit before they died.

The owner of the store, as it turns out, is also an electricity fetishist. When constructing the building, he made it so that everything required electricity to function. He gets off every night on the thought of electric current zipping through every nook and cranny of the store.

Furthermore, why would you have to spend MORE energy to keep the doors closed? Is it reversed gravity or what?

One of the architects of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza was a bit of a nutjob and he actually installed an anti gravity field right around those doors to satisfy some weird design requirement. This architect has also designed some great things, like the exhaust port that connects to the Death Star's main reactor.

But they also cost power to keep them down. That's ridiculous. You could just lock yourself in.

Haha, the anti gravity field wouldn't like that, would it? Btw it just so happens that the anti gravity field only works on the exact material makeup of the door so it has no effect on humans or robots.

[Gilligan's Hell]

This game... fucking nightmare fuel.

Spoiler below!

[Kman]

i totally get how its terrifying to a lot of people but like i was just waiting to fuck up and die so i could quit the whole time cause i just got really bored after the first 3 minutes after i figured out how it worked lol

the thing where the fox runs at you was pretty well done though that got me

[Cuyir]

Andrew, I get where you're coming from.

It's why I really don't care to play the game or even think about it.

But at the end of the day it's just an almost hilariously contrived game that only works if you don't think about it.

Some games are just entertainment for the sake of it so don't focus so much on it lol.

[Kman]

i mean thats like questioning why you're going around collecting pages in slender

like ok yeah there's probably not a really good logical explanation but like. why would you care. why does that matter at all.

[MrWhitticus]

Imma let you all in on a tip:

If you want to it be less terrifying, try and find the porn. And bam, 100% less scary than before because literally all you can think of while playing is fox dick and chicken tits

[Newsman Waterpaper]

[VaeVictis]

I really can't bring myself to spend $6 for this game. I mean, one play through and the fun is gone.

Imma let you all in on a tip:

If you want to it be less terrifying, try and find the porn. And bam, 100% less scary than before because literally all you can think of while playing is fox dick and chicken tits

Pretty sad when I didn't have to try to find it.