Corrupt a wish

[Danny Boy]

JustAnotherplayer@ Granted, But intelligence may result on the following consequences: Atheism, Realization life has no meaning, Depression, Realization everyone is retard (including yourself) which will result in more depression, Stress, lots of swearing, uncontrollable despise for either religious symbols or lots music albums you once liked, more stress (but whit Mozart's requiem playing in the background), alcohol and finally a strange affection towards sharp objects and suicide when all of the previous symptoms are present.

Theblastpassage@ Granted, But you will spend it all on gambling and on online purchases.


I wish to get laid... Its ridiculous now really.

[Ghieri]

Granted. You're an egg now. Your mother is a hen.


I wish I was ultraman.

[Danny Boy]

Granted,



I wish I could control space and time cuss fuck why not?

[Ghieri]

I wish I could control space and time cuss fuck why not?

Granted, you know how to work your VCR's clock.

I wish I had some safe-to-consume mountain dew, god damnit!

[FlawlessHappiness]

I wish I could control space and time cuss fuck why not?

Granted. You are now cunt-rolling the pornstars Space Cuss Fuck and Time Cuss Fuck... They end up spending all of your money and in the end, leaves you.

I wish I had some safe-to-consume mountain dew, god damnit!

Granted. But mountains have a lot of frozen dew on them. It's safety to drink but tastes like snow.

I wish piano got me ladies at my age.

[Bridge]

I wish I could control space and time cuss fuck why not?

Granted, you know how to work your VCR's clock.

I wish I had some safe-to-consume mountain dew, god damnit!

Granted, you live a long and fruitful life with but one poignant regret on your deathbed: why did I ever drink that cursed elixir?

I wish I didn't have to do tedious upkeep like eat, sleep and shower.

[Ghieri]

I wish I could control space and time cuss fuck why not?

Granted. You are now cunt-rolling the pornstars Space Cuss Fuck and Time Cuss Fuck... They end up spending all of your money and in the end, leaves you.

I wish I had some safe-to-consume mountain dew, god damnit!

Granted. But mountains have a lot of frozen dew on them. It's safety to drink but tastes like snow.

I wish piano got me ladies at my age.

Granted, but they are all cows. Your Mooove?

I wish to destroy the world, pls.

EDIT: Goddamnit bridge, double ninja. Granted, but now you are a brain in a jar, forever forced to listen to Ben Stein singing one direction songs.

[PutraenusAlivius]

Granted, but you cannot find any more world to find and you die of depression and hunger.

I wish I'm really attractive.

[Ghieri]

Granted, but you cannot find any more world to find and you die of depression and hunger.

I wish I'm really attractive.

Granted, but your public masturbation is a turn-off.

I wish I could buy AAMFP.

[PutraenusAlivius]

Granted, but you cannot find any more world to find and you die of depression and hunger.

I wish I'm really attractive.

Granted, but your public masturbation is a turn-off.

I wish I could buy AAMFP.

Granted, but the price is so high that you sell everything to buy it and you became homeless.

I wish I'm more manly.