Corrupt a wish

[Danny Boy]

BeeKayk@ Granted. But you will then find out everyone likes him more than you. So you'll start to feel jelly. So you ask for a divorce but his lawyer managed to take everything from you. Even your dog.

I wish my wishes could actually be granted whiteout them being corrupted like they are in this thread.

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Edit: Fucking Damnit Tigger!

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Aldighieri: Granted, but I don't know what a good kind of hell is so I just place you in the bad hell where the devil gives you a pat on the back and buys you ice cream

I wish the sun would burst out one big solar flare that would wipe out all earths electronics (Like and EMP). I know it's quite sadistic, but I would like to see how many people that die from this, assuming I don't do it myself...

Edit: Damn it, beekayk.

Granted... But you'll lose the interwebz.... nuff said.

[Ghieri]

*Throws hat on the ground*

Fucking damnit guys.... just...fucking....damnit!

@Fucking granted, but you are a cockwhore.


I wish... fuck you!(For ice cream or some shit.)

[CorinthianMerchant]

Granted, but I like icecream.

I wish I was a pony...

[Ghieri]

Granted, Cloppers will sing about you for generations.

I wish the rage in side me wouldn't consume the world.

[FlawlessHappiness]

Granted. You've now lost your ability to consume... Anything!

[Nice]

Granted. You've now lost your ability to consume... Anything!

Granted, but its a toy one

I want to be... the dog whisperer!

[Ghieri]

Granted, but dogs enjoy your screams of terror.

I wish That I could have a jump scare.

[Bridge]

Granted.

I wish I had an excuse to get drunk tonight.

[failedALIAS]

Granted.

I wish I had an excuse to get drunk tonight.

Granted, but it's because Chrono wrote a fanfiction of you.

I wish I was appreciated.

[Obliviator27]

Granted, you are no longer able to make wishes.
I wish I was adored by women.