Corrupt a wish

[Nice]

setting this thread back on track.

I wish for a long healthy life

[Wooderson]

setting this thread back on track.

I wish for a long healthy life

Granted, you live too long, enough to see all your friends die and even your kids. Green Mile Style.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

[Danny Boy]

Granted. You wished to be able to see your penis again... you then realize it was a stupid wish. So you feel bad for it.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted... Again cuss no matter how much you try my wish is granted the exact way I wish it to be.

[FlawlessHappiness]

Granted.

I wish to be clear in my head tomorrow.

[Nice]

I wish to be clear in my head tomorrow.

Granted, your head will be completely purged of everything you know.

i want to be a crocodile

[Danny Boy]

Granted. You are killed by Australian hunters and fed to their Dingos.


I wish to visit other planets and live to tell the story.

[Ghieri]

Granted, you go on sexy coitus rampage throughout the stars, but end up trapped in a warp bubble. Your only friend is a blow-up doll.

I wish I was The Doctor.

[Danny Boy]

Granted. But Adobe After effects blurs your face whit lens flares and other image filters... For ever!

I wish I the B9 Aerospace mod for Kerbal Space program wasn't corrupted so I could make ships whit it.

[Tomato Cat]

Granted, but your computer explodes.

(awesome game, btw)

I wish I could communicate telepathically.

[Ghieri]

Granted, but there is one distant thought, echoing through the vast chambers of your brain, one that you will never escape...

Spoiler below!

Cats

I wish I could speak cat.