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FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd
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FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd

Robosprog and Dogfood walked home from school...

-Sprog was my hamster, a Robovriski dwarf hamster, one of the fastest in the world. I miss him to this day... What are you doing tonight?

-MLP season 3!

-Sounds fun. Myself, I'll...

His sentenced was interrupted by a thunderstorm. Lightnings struck the ground, and out of the mist the mighty wizard Googolplex appeared.

-HI KIDS!!!!! I can kill you with a single thought! Also I can make your wish come true! Just follow me home!

-Should we trust him.

-Totally!

They touched Googolplex hands, and felt a light streaming through their bodies.

-ACHTUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They teleported into Googolplex's basement. Before them laid a control panel that controlled a gargantuic machine. The machine sparked brightly and sprayed hipster glue all over the place.

-So, What's you deepest wish, Robosprog?

-I want my pet hamster Sprog back from the dead.

-Let's do it!

Robsprog ordered the boys to step back. The machine roared to life. DogFood saw a button that said "Fuck Everything Up".

He pressed the button. Electric sparks went through his entire body.

-What did you do!!!??

Googolplex's scream was silenced by a bang from a massive static discharge that blinded Robo and Googol.
Afterwards DogFood was nowhere to be found. He seemed to have vanished. In the middle of the room sood a metal hamster.

-Why is he in metal?

-Pfffffffffffffffffft , meat is for casual, noobish, mainstream americans.

CRUSH.
KILL.
DESTROY.
SWAG.

-What the hell was that?

CRUSH.
KILL.
DESTROY.
SWAG.

The hamster started moving and projected a laser beam that destroyed the ceiling.

CRUSH.
KILL.
DESTROY.
SWAG.

The hamster used its jetpack and flew out.

CRUSH.
KILL.
DESTROY.
SWAG.

It started to destroy central Birmingham.

-Weeeeeellllll!!??? Said Robosprog.

-Um... You can have a copy of RISEN 2 as comfort!


*******
DogFood woke up. His head hurt. He suddenly heard a soft, squeky voice that filled him with horror.
-We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders, hmm, hmm, hmm...
-Hey girls! Look at this!
-What is that?
-Hey, he's waking up!!!
-HAVE YOU EARNED YOUR CUTIE MARK!!!!!??
-Wanna hear our theme song?
They started singing. There was no way out. DogFood was trapped. Forever.

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(This post was last modified: 10-30-2012, 06:49 PM by CorinthianMerchant.)
10-30-2012, 06:13 PM
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RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd

4/10. Loved the hipster-esque line though.

I rate it 3 memes.
10-30-2012, 06:20 PM
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RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd

No bonus points for MAGIC.MOV reference?

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10-30-2012, 06:21 PM
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RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd

(10-30-2012, 06:21 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote: No bonus points for MAGIC.MOV reference?
It was a nice touch, but the last section canceled out any sort of bonus point gain.

I rate it 3 memes.
10-30-2012, 06:27 PM
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RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd

(10-30-2012, 06:27 PM)andyrockin123 Wrote:
(10-30-2012, 06:21 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote: No bonus points for MAGIC.MOV reference?
It was a nice touch, but the last section canceled out any sort of bonus point gain.
I knew that DogFood hates the CMC, so that's why I added it.

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10-30-2012, 06:28 PM
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RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd

(10-30-2012, 06:13 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote:
*******
DogFood woke up. His head hurt. He suddenly heard a soft, squeky voice that filled him with horror.
-We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders, hmm, hmm, hmm...
-Hey girls! Look at this!
-What is that?
-Hey, he's waking up!!!
-HAVE YOU EARNED YOUR CUTIE MARK!!!!!??
-Wanna hear our theme song?
They started singing. There was no way out. DogFood was trapped. Forever.




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10-30-2012, 07:14 PM
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RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd

Oh man. Keep these kinds of stories coming. The length was just about perfect for me.

And the end made me feel sorry for DogFood.

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10-30-2012, 07:22 PM
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RE: FillyFood, The Sprog-5000 and Googolperplex'd

Next story will be about Andy! Tongue
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Andyrockin chased Gaviao through Titanic's dwindling corridors; his katana in his right hand, his fatman in his left. His shirt was stained with the blood of countless spambots. He had a mission to complete!

-You'll never get away with this!

-trolollol, i love it when haters get angry!

-Look, I know that you consider youself as some sort of masterful troll, but you promised you would give me my...

A creeking sound interrupted his sentence. The water started to break through the door. He felt the ice-cold water touch his heels before the door gave up and a floodwave swepped him away...

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Hmm...yes, perfect.

I rate it 3 memes.
10-30-2012, 07:41 PM
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The story featuring Andy is going to be a fun one, I can tell. But it might awaken some of the spirits we oh so wanted not to be with. Let's hope not, though.

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