Factual Facts Thread

**Danny Boy** · 01-05-2013, 10:34 PM

(01-05-2013, 08:46 PM)Robosprog Wrote: I can do things with my body that most guys would love to be able to do, due to my incredible flexibility, I'm sure you can all guess what that is, that's a fact about me.

eww....

**Kman** · 01-05-2013, 10:35 PM

WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW YOU CAN SUCK YOUR OWN DICK ROBOSPROG GOD

**FlawlessHappiness** · 01-05-2013, 11:04 PM

I've read somewhere that it's against the law to throw a moose out a helicopter in Canada!

I guess someone had a funny party once...

**Nice** · 01-05-2013, 11:09 PM

(01-05-2013, 11:04 PM)beecake Wrote: I've read somewhere that it's against the law to throw a moose out a helicopter in Canada!

I guess someone had a funny party once...

ahh dammit i've always wanted to do that

**Wooderson** · 01-06-2013, 02:18 AM

(01-05-2013, 11:04 PM)beecake Wrote: I've read somewhere that it's against the law to throw a moose out a helicopter in Canada!

I guess someone had a funny party once...

Project X: Canada

**Bridge** · 01-07-2013, 12:28 PM

(01-07-2013, 09:47 AM)Robosprog Wrote: It actually feels pretty shitty, but I can do it, which is awesome.

I don't understand the appeal. Isn't the point having somebody else do it, not the actual sensation in and of itself? Personally, I think autofellatio is fucking disgusting.

**Bridge** · 01-07-2013, 12:48 PM

(01-07-2013, 12:32 PM)Robosprog Wrote:
(01-07-2013, 12:28 PM)Bridge Wrote:
(01-07-2013, 09:47 AM)Robosprog Wrote: It actually feels pretty shitty, but I can do it, which is awesome.

I don't understand the appeal. Isn't the point having somebody else do it, not the actual sensation in and of itself? Personally, I think autofellatio is fucking disgusting.

It is, it doesn't feel nice and frankly, I don't enjoy it. I don't practice it after the first time because.. it's boring and gives no sexual appeal or anything, I enjoy having the possibility of doing it, because that shows I'm incredibly flexible, and that makes me feel better as a person. :p

I can see that it is disgusting, and I agree frankly, it's vile imo.

Yeah, huge respect for having the ability, it is certainly rare. Do you just stretch a lot or is this some innate flexibility disorder?

**CorinthianMerchant** · 01-07-2013, 03:15 PM

(01-05-2013, 08:46 PM)Robosprog Wrote: I can do things with my body that most guys would love to be able to do, due to my incredible flexibility, I'm sure you can all guess what that is, that's a fact about me.

Kama Sutra?

**Prelauncher** · 01-07-2013, 07:13 PM

In older times the kings of England did not wipe themselves. They had a man hired to do it for them; The groom of the stool. A job which was highly sought after and considered very respectable.

**CorinthianMerchant** · 01-07-2013, 08:46 PM

Robosprog uploaded the wrong version Eternium #lolwatanewfag.