Corrupt a wish

[Focalize]

Granted, you get the grades. Not in the mood to corrupt it because I'm going through the pain of having bombed 2/3 math exams but will most probably fail the last one, and oh the essays, don't even go there. I'm going to shut myself in the closet and cry for two weeks, such memorable way to graduate. I need to stop letting it out here, because exams, big deal. Good luck though.


I wish my suicide will be invisible and painless.

[Tiger]

Granted, but your family becomes so heartbroken they lose the will to live. They live grey and boring lives for a couple of years before they die, and it's all because of you.

I wish I wasn't so socially awkward.

[Danny Boy]

Granted... Now you are just awkward.

I want blue... T-shirt... seriously http://sharkrobot.com/t-shirts-c-17/i-want-blue buy it here for me... if You do it I'll suck ya dick... or ya vagina... preferably the latter.

[molotavio.fauxx]

Granted... Now you are just awkward.

I want blue... T-shirt... seriously http://sharkrobot.com/t-shirts-c-17/i-want-blue buy it here for me... if You do it I'll suck ya dick... or ya vagina... preferably the latter.

granted, but i use a stolen credit cardand the police arest you before it arrives at your house

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i wish i could post ponies without being judged

[Ghieri]

Granted, people find something else to judge you for.

I wish this summer doesn't suck.

[molotavio.fauxx]

granted. it blows




i wish that the person who tries to corrupt this was unable to corrupt its because of grammar errors

[Macgyverthehero]

i wish that the person who tries to corrupt this was unable to corrupt its because of grammar errors

Granted, but local Grammar Nazi authorities have been assigned to force you to correct your grammar.

I wish Aliens: Colonial Marines was a good game instead of an unoriginal and buggy piece of crap.

[PutraenusAlivius]

Granted. It blows




I wish that the person who tries to corrupt this was unable to corrupt it because of grammar errors

Fixed.

[Danny Boy]

i wish that the person who tries to corrupt this was unable to corrupt its because of grammar errors

Granted, but local Grammar Nazi authorities have been assigned to force you to correct your grammar.

I wish Aliens: Colonial Marines was a good game instead of an unoriginal and buggy piece of crap.

Some wishes are just unable to be come true.


I wish I could see colors beyond the visible spectrum.

[WALP]

I wish I could see colors beyond the visible spectrum.

Granted. you can no longer see the colors within the visible spectrum.

I wish my cup could fly like a rocket with me in it.