If i was a god...

[Danny Boy]

I would remove humans who are only selfish, greedy and harmful to others and/or to the Earth, thieves, murderers, rapists, child molesters and all kinds of other useless junk.

Hey guys, I think I found who Scraper is!

Spoiler below!

I want to be Lelouch

[Macgyverthehero]

If I was god, I would either:

Make the humans start World War III so after that a guy named Zefram Cochrane would invent warp drive, make his first Test flight, and then get in First Contact with aliens.

Or:

Start up a new civilization where anthropomorphic werewolves (not like in the movies or twilight) would live in secret alongside humans and only appear in forests on full moons.

[Bridge]

I would (hopefully) relinquish my powers and prevent anybody else from taking my place.

[Focalize]

I would wipe out humanity and replace it with a superior, dumb but self-sufficient species, then commit suicide.

[Wooderson]

I'm a God I've just never been tested. If I was I'd like to think I would pass...

Kudos to those who get my reference

[Froge]

I would wipe out humanity and replace it with a superior, dumb but self-sufficient species, then commit suicide.

And while you're at it, you can change your username to Crakemeji.

[No Author]

I would ask myself "what if I was a human ?"

[failedALIAS]

I would make the human race dancer.

[Wooderson]

I would make the human race dancer.

Brandon is that you?

[alphachurch]

1. What would I do, hmm?

I would create the worlds, that's right, worlds of my imagination (trust me I have the most amazing imaginated worlds and the universe would become epic after I am done with it.) I would warp around Earth NOT curing sick people but making healthy people sick. I would make the rich people, poor and hungry just to make everyone in the world even financially. I would go back in time and gather up all the worlds most despicable people and send them through each others death camps for 100 years and then put them back in their proper places and see if it changes them. I would bomb the moon until I could see the man on the moon.

2. What would I do first?

I would blow up Uranus so there aren't any more jokes about it.

3. Is the world lucky to have me?

Most definitely not!

4. Would I tell anyone?

Absolutely! I would abuse my godly powers in every place (strip clubs, restaurants, movie theaters, my girlfriends house, etc.). I would be the worst secret keeper in the history of history!