-Are you seriously trying to clean the wall with a cotton swab?
-Well, walls have ears.
-Asking me if I love you is the same as asking me what color the sky is.
-ohhhh, Do you love me?
-Blue
I am not trying to sound smart dear policeman, but since you caught me, you have exceeded the speed limit too.
•I have found the answer to the universe and everything, but this sign is too small to contain it.