Tell a joke or few!

[victorkim890(KimmyChimmy)]

[BAndrew]

Here's a few:

• Bartender offers René Descartes a strong whiskey. Descartes says, "Sir, I don't think...," and he disappears.
  
• Let ε < 0
  
• Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
  A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
  
• Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
  He's 0K now.
  

[PutraenusAlivius]

Here's a few:

• Bartender offers René Descartes a strong whiskey. Descartes says, "Sir, I don't think...," and he disappears.
  
• Let ε < 0
  
• Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
  A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!
  
• Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
  He's 0K now.
  

I only get the last one...

[eliasfrost]

Descartes coined "I think, therefore I am", there's another one where he sits in a sofa and then disappear when he switches on the tv.

EDIT: Here it is, quick find:

[victorkim890(KimmyChimmy)]

*removed post*
removed it

[RedKnight]

tell me if i should erase this photo. i dont no if this is allowed but funny

Spoiler below!

"CORNDOG"

yes, it is not allowed in the forums.

Did you read the rules? This looks sexual/pornish

[victorkim890(KimmyChimmy)]

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[Kreekakon]

yes, it is not allowed in the forums.

Did you read the rules? This looks sexual/pornish

A picture like that is allowed since it is not depicting actual porn, but instead just a visual innuendo joke.

[victorkim890(KimmyChimmy)]

so i could edit and put tat picture back in my post

[Froge]

[*]Let ε < 0

I know that you never do this in a delta epsilon proof, but this is still too subtle for me.