Tell a joke or few!

[Artsy]

wat is 1-1?????

Spoiler below!

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srry not rlly a joke but it looked funny

So funny. I'm laughing on the floor dying. I give you 10 points.
Actually no. Yes, it's not funny nor ever will be and yes it's not a joke because it's total malarkey so why post here?

[victorkim890(KimmyChimmy)]

its a joke tat u think its a joke but when u click spoilers it give u the obvious answer

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best joke 11/10 cant breath

[Red]

I cried more.

[i3670]

How do you make a plumber cry?

Spoiler below!

You kill his family.

[Red]

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.
The bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend." The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?" The man says, "I found out that my son is gay." The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey. Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?" The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."

[Deep One]

How do you make a plumber cry?

Spoiler below!

You kill his family.

I'm a plumber and deeply offended

[Red]

Spoiler below!

Maths is like s*x...
ADD the bed MINUS the clothes
DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.

[Daemian]

Hey. Mines were good

[DragonStar325]

One time i coded a grunt to run into a wall :3

[Daemian]

A weird guy falls off his bike, another one asks him 'hey, you fell?'
and then he answers 'no, no. I just suddenly had the urge to feel the floor in my face.'

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In a crocodile show, the presenter says
'And now I'm gonna show you how the crocodile is not gonna bite my male part when I put it in his open mouth'
and he does it. Amazing, people applaud.
'So, any volunteer? Come on, don't be shy.' he asks to the crowd.
Then a gay fellow stands up and says 'Me, me! But I don't know if I can open my mouth that big!'