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#21
RE: Tell a joke or few!

A man walks into a bar.

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05-22-2014, 05:05 PM
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RE: Tell a joke or few!

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Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree.
Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St.
Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven.
If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."
The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' Socrates' teachings." With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil.
The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philsopher disappeared.
The mathematician then asked,"Give me the most complicated formula ever theorized!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil.The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct.
"Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared too.
The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair."Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that.
The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?" The Devil inspected the seat and said,"The third hole from the right." "Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole." And the idiot went to heaven.

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#23
RE: Tell a joke or few!

(05-21-2014, 11:28 AM)i3670 Wrote: What's more sad than finding a worm in your apple?

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The Holocaust
Knock knock.

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Who's there?

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Gestapo.

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05-22-2014, 11:12 PM
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RE: Tell a joke or few!

This Humor is dark. And listed as such.
Dead Baby Jokes
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Q ~ How do you get 10 babies in a blender?
A ~ Puree

Q ~ How do you get them back out?
A ~ Tortilla chips


Now should anyone find any appeal in these I can continue on with the dark humor. Or I can just leave this thread forever.

05-22-2014, 11:43 PM
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RE: Tell a joke or few!

(05-22-2014, 11:43 PM)I AM THE WIWWMSTER Wrote: This Humor is dark. And listed as such.
Dead Baby Jokes
Spoiler below!

Q ~ How do you get 10 babies in a blender?
A ~ Puree

Q ~ How do you get them back out?
A ~ Tortilla chips


Now should anyone find any appeal in these I can continue on with the dark humor. Or I can just leave this thread forever.

I think they're funny Wink

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2 blondes walk down a road.
They come across a mirror lying on the road.
One of the blondes pick up the mirror and looks in it with a confused look on her face.
The other blonde says: "What's the matter?"
The blonde with the mirror says: "There's something familiar about this... but I'm not sure why".
"Give it to me", the other says and takes the mirror.
She looks in it, and suddenly starts laughing.
"Oh you silly... That's me!"


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RE: Tell a joke or few!

(05-22-2014, 11:43 PM)I AM THE WIWWMSTER Wrote: This Humor is dark. And listed as such.
Dead Baby Jokes
Spoiler below!

Q ~ How do you get 10 babies in a blender?
A ~ Puree

Q ~ How do you get them back out?
A ~ Tortilla chips


Now should anyone find any appeal in these I can continue on with the dark humor. Or I can just leave this thread forever.
Hehe

How do you paint a wall with babies?

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Depends how hard you throw them

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#27
RE: Tell a joke or few!

For the record, I personally don't care how dark or offensive you may get. Again, it's a joke. I think if someone doesn't like it, they can leave the thread... Lay 'em on us.
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RE: Tell a joke or few!

Whats Al'Queda's Favorite football team?
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The New York Jets

What did Osama Bin Laden make at the Iron Chef cookoff?
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Big Apple Crumble

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
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I dont have a Cadillac in my garage

05-23-2014, 03:18 AM
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(05-23-2014, 03:04 AM)Statyk Wrote: For the record, I personally don't care how dark or offensive you may get. Again, it's a joke. I think if someone doesn't like it, they can leave the thread... Lay 'em on us.

I'll change the OP accordingly for that then. Glad you could clarify Big Grin

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RE: Tell a joke or few!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

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"Get in the car"

05-23-2014, 06:16 AM
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