Corrupt a wish

[Nice]

Granted, but his wish is uncorruptable and thus breaks the whole forum game.

I want to have the superman ability to fly!

[Bridge]

You trip and die. I wish Bridge would actually wish for something.

Granted, but you are doomed to walk the world completely blind for the rest of your days. Oh wait, you already are because I made a wish already.

EDIT: Ninja'd.

[CorinthianMerchant]

You crash into a building and die. I wish I was as good at mapping as Streetboat.

Ninja'd...

[FlawlessHappiness]

Granted.
Too bad your soul has to stay in Streetboat's body forever, since he will be making the maps.

I wish for good grades at the end of the year

[Ghieri]

Granted.
Too bad your soul has to stay in Streetboat's body forever, since he will be making the maps.

I wish for good grades at the end of the year

Granted, but you are so smart that the Russian government kidnaps you and makes you build better nukes.

I wish this wish was incorruptible.

[Nice]

Granted, your wish has been wasted!

I wish i was immortal

[WALP]

Granted, your wish has been wasted!

I wish i was immortal

You manage to become immortal but sooner or later the world finds out, nations start fighting over you wanting you at their side to fight for their nation but you have a hard time deciding. when you finally decide the enemy has been spying on you and known for a long time you would not side with them they have focused all they had on finding a way to reverse you immortality, they have gone as far as kidnapping scientist and forcing them into the secret service and used violence against those who would not obey. When you finally go to war for the nation which you choose to side with, they have created a gas that could reverse your immortality and used it against you, 16 minutes later you are killed on the frontline.

But its too late, many nations were greedy and thought they could take over the world with you at their side and now, even if you're dead the war has already startet and cost millions of human lifes. this will not be forgotten and the war will continue until we are left with nothing but a post apocalytpic wasteland.
In this wasteland religions of the past world that was a paradise will arise, and they will all have in common their
hate for you, the destroyer.
However the loss of knowledge means that people are fighting over what nation the destroyer was fighting for and who are their descentants. war would break out to eliminate those accused of being with the destroyer and 20 years later humanity would go extinct.
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I wish the United States would sign a peace treaty with the DPRK already.

[Macgyverthehero]

Granted, your wish has been wasted!

I wish i was immortal

You manage to become immortal but sooner or later the world finds out, nations start fighting over you wanting you at their side to fight for their nation but you have a hard time deciding. when you finally decide the enemy has been spying on you and known for a long time you would not side with them they have focused all they had on finding a way to reverse you immortality, they have gone as far as kidnapping scientist and forcing them into the secret service and used violence against those who would not obey. When you finally go to war for the nation which you choose to side with, they have created a gas that could reverse your immortality and used it against you, 16 minutes later you are killed on the frontline.

But its too late, many nations were greedy and thought they could take over the world with you at their side and now, even if you're dead the war has already startet and cost millions of human lifes. this will not be forgotten and the war will continue until we are left with nothing but a post apocalytpic wasteland.
In this wasteland religions of the past world that was a paradise will arise, and they will all have in common their
hate for you, the destroyer.
However the loss of knowledge means that people are fighting over what nation the destroyer was fighting for and who are their descentants. war would break out to eliminate those accused of being with the destroyer and 20 years later humanity would go extinct.
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I wish the United States would sign a peace treaty with the DPRK already.

Granted but another country starts to attack the United States via Terrorism.

I wish when I die to be a ghostly entity that can possess computers and use them for my personal use.

[Ghieri]

I wish when I die to be a ghostly entity that can possess computers and use them for my personal use.

Granted, but you find some dogfood porn and got a virus. Now you speak with a horrible stutter.

I wish I had a can of peas.

[Nice]

Granted, Aldigi. Too bad those peas are 2 years old and infected with a deadly virus.

I want to be a werewolf!