Corrupt a wish

**WALP** · 04-28-2013, 08:09 AM

(04-28-2013, 01:37 AM)Danny Boy Wrote: You no stay on topic? Welp. Than I have a story to tell you guys! There was once upon a time:

Spoiler below!

FUCK YOU! The End

I wish pigs could fly so they could shit on top of everyone.

Granted, but the pigs fly away so no more gummybears

I wish my cup had legs.

**PutraenusAlivius** · 04-28-2013, 09:37 AM

Granted, but they ran away before you'd get a chance to drink them.

I wish AAMFP is released right now.

**failedALIAS** · 04-28-2013, 09:37 AM

Granted, and it's a pile of shit cause it was released early.
I wish I could have sex.

**FlawlessHappiness** · 04-28-2013, 09:51 AM

Granted. How about a horny bulldog? Doesn't matter had sex right?

I wish my next Portal 2 puzzle is amazing.

**WALP** · 04-28-2013, 10:45 AM

(04-28-2013, 09:51 AM)BeeKayK Wrote: Granted. How about a horny bulldog? Doesn't matter had sex right?

I wish my next Portal 2 puzzle is amazing.

Granted your next Portal 2 puzzle is a maze(ing)

I wish people donated a reasonable amount of money to charity rather then so little it does not even affect their living standard the slightest.

**Tiger** · 04-28-2013, 11:40 AM

Granted, but when the poor countries get wealthy again the countries that donated have gotten poor.

(04-28-2013, 01:10 AM)Tiger Wrote: I wish I had awesome hair like FailedALIAS.

**Nice** · 04-28-2013, 01:26 PM

granted, its no longer awesome

I wish i had awesome hair like beekayk

**WALP** · 04-28-2013, 01:37 PM

(04-28-2013, 01:26 PM)Dogfood Wrote: granted, its no longer awesome

I wish i had awesome hair like beekayk

Granted, its his pubic hair.

I wish green cups would build a civilization and take over the world.

**PutraenusAlivius** · 04-28-2013, 01:41 PM

Granted, but you were ignored by the leaders.

I wish I was 18 already.

**Ghieri** · 04-28-2013, 01:41 PM

Granted, but one day there was a strong wind...

I wish I wasn't tired.