Tell a joke or few!

[MrWhitticus]

jokes = funny
memes =/= funny

[Echohalls]

A 90yr old bank robber goes into a bank, begins to rob it but when he's about to ask for the money... he says "What the hell did I want?"

Next minute after police sirens are heard... BOOM! Police truncheon over the back of the head...
Wakes up in hospital and his wife is next to him, he says to her "You know what I can't feel right now? My heart..." Boom! Quadruple Bipass, blown a valve.

[Artsy]

memes are jokes in a way

just like you're a joke on this forum

[PutraenusAlivius]

memes are jokes in a way

just like you're a joke on this forum

[Tiger]

memes are jokes in a way

just like you're a joke on this forum

wow r00d.

[Red]

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk.

[Artsy]

Why doesn't the elephant work on the computer?
-He is afraid of the mouse.

[MrWhitticus]

Spoiler below!

[Nikson.]

Spoiler below!

Imagine this said in the Skyrim trailer voice:

"And there comes sofaking! SofaBorn!" "Fus so fa!"

Sorry, I'm just too bored xD

[MrWhitticus]

Sorry it's a bit hard to read

Spoiler below!