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Corrupt a wish
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RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted, your leg has been cut off.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

05-08-2013, 06:10 PM
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Wooderson Offline
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RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted, you get flushed down the toilet.

I wish I couldn't smell fish right now.

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05-08-2013, 06:28 PM
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RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted. Your parents are dead.

I wish I was attractive.
05-08-2013, 06:41 PM
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Wooderson Offline
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RE: Corrupt a wish

You become too attractive and are exiled.

(Like this guy)
http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/08/too-handso...d-3733295/


I wish that when I get a tattoo its awesome.

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05-08-2013, 06:53 PM
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RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted. You have the best looking tatoo of a donkey penis ever.

I wish I had less school hours. cuss fuck 8:30 to 18:35?! HOW IS THIS HUMANLY POSSIBLE?!
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05-09-2013, 12:51 AM
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RE: Corrupt a wish

(05-09-2013, 12:51 AM)Danny Boy Wrote: Granted. You have the best looking tatoo of a donkey penis ever.

I wish I had less school hours. cuss fuck 8:30 to 18:35?! HOW IS THIS HUMANLY POSSIBLE?!

Granted, but there are new lessons. (Don't worry bro, my sis in high/middle school goes to school from 5.00/5.30 to 17.00)

I wish I have a phone.

"Veni, vidi, vici."
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05-09-2013, 12:59 AM
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Wooderson Offline
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RE: Corrupt a wish

You get your phone. You lose all interest in the real world and are too indulged with it at all times that you lose touch with reality.

*And by the way Mike, if you ever somehow read this, you inspired this answer!*

I wish that I don't have to do an extra year in college to go to Uni.

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05-09-2013, 01:42 AM
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RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted, you go to the Uni but you have no clue about anything you're being taught because you skipped 1 year of preparation.

I wish my hair growth was slowed down by 50% (REMEMBER THIS YOU DIRTY WISH CORRUPTORS, 50% NOT 100%)


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05-09-2013, 02:09 PM
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Tiger Away
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RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but your groomer/barber cuts your hair too short and the day after your friend was supposed to have a dog-party and you were invited! When you get there all dogs laugh at you and you start crying. When you get home you intentionally choke on a piece of dogfood and you die. Your owner finds you dead and is heartbroken because you were his best friend. He commits suicide, then his sister commits suicide because he commited suicide and not long after your owners parents commit suicide themselves because of their dead children. LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!

I wish I could regulate my body temperature.
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05-09-2013, 03:47 PM
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PutraenusAlivius Offline
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RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but you set it to cold.

I wish I have Bioshock: Infinite.

"Veni, vidi, vici."
"I came, I saw, I conquered."
05-09-2013, 04:55 PM
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