Corrupt a wish

**FlawlessHappiness** · 05-02-2013, 10:56 PM

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I wish to have the average lifespan of a human.

**Danny Boy** · 05-02-2013, 11:17 PM

Granted. You live up to the average life span of everyone on the dark ages. 30 years...

I wish I was more fabulous than what I already am.

**WALP** · 05-02-2013, 11:23 PM

(05-02-2013, 11:17 PM)Danny Boy Wrote: Granted. You live up to the average life span of everyone on the dark ages. 30 years...

I wish I was more fabulous than what I already am.

Granted, but you look yourself in the mirror and oh...welll....fabulous beyond whats safe and responsible.

I wish for some coca cola.

**Ghieri** · 05-02-2013, 11:39 PM

Granted, but now ALIAS is in your pants singing the Klondike bar jingle.

...I wish that I could understand recursion because...

**FlawlessHappiness** · 05-08-2013, 01:01 PM

Granted. But I have no idea what that is, so instead you understand a foreign language...

I wish nothing was impossible.

**Ghieri** · 05-08-2013, 03:03 PM

*A genie descends from the heavens and smacks you like a dog*
"'Dis ain' no thang!!!" He exclaims, then disappears.

I wish I had more candy.

**PutraenusAlivius** · 05-08-2013, 03:31 PM

Granted, but you died of diabetes.

I wish Titus Andronicus would make more music.

**Tiger** · 05-08-2013, 04:28 PM

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish my candy rate would multiply by 100.

**PutraenusAlivius** · 05-08-2013, 04:30 PM

Granted, but it overloaded the server.

I wish I have no school for a year.

**Nice** · 05-08-2013, 05:38 PM

Granted, your parents kick you out of your house and you can't get any job

i want my leg to stop itching