Corrupt a wish

**darkely** · 05-02-2013, 02:40 AM

Wish denied.

**Dutton** · 05-02-2013, 08:59 AM

C-C-Combo Breaker!

I wish i had a huge tank of Mountain Dew

**FlawlessHappiness** · 05-02-2013, 09:31 AM

Granted. Your tank has been placed on the North Pole.

I wish Pokemon was real.

**Dutton** · 05-02-2013, 09:54 AM

Granted. But the outcome was Squirtel, and you drowned in turtle pee.

I wish i was in a possession of an erection that is most peculiar.

**PutraenusAlivius** · 05-02-2013, 10:48 AM

Granted, but it's very noticeable. This means that a lot of shame.

I wish I can do C++ Programming. wait, i can (but only a little)

**Nice** · 05-02-2013, 11:20 AM

granted, a new programming language appears which makes C++ completely useless.

I want to be...Zeus!

**PutraenusAlivius** · 05-02-2013, 11:25 AM

Granted, but Loki accidentally makes you to faint for a very long time. vague reference to Thor

I wish my I CAME moment came out more. if you know what i mean

**FlawlessHappiness** · 05-02-2013, 12:18 PM

Granted. You come once every minute. This is now you:
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I wish I had holiday

**Wooderson** · 05-02-2013, 05:26 PM

EDIT: DAMN

I don't even...

I wish JAP was easier to understand.

**Ghieri** · 05-02-2013, 08:30 PM

Granted, he speaks only one word now, it rhymes with JAP.

I wish I could sleep aaaaaaalllll day today.