Would you rather die by Brute, Grunt, Suitor, Kaernk, or Shadow?

**Kein** · 07-23-2012, 02:22 AM

Is this some kind of fetish thread.

**Adny** · 07-23-2012, 03:12 AM

(07-22-2012, 09:11 AM)Nickorama Wrote: The Shadow.
Your body dies, but your conciseness can communicate with all of the other victims of the shadow,
Shadow would be best, having endless conversations with people who have everything in common.
They all got killed by The Shadow!

Endless conversation with Agrippa = worse than getting mauled by all of the other enemies combined.

**Damascus Rose** · 07-23-2012, 04:47 AM

(07-22-2012, 12:46 PM)Deep One Wrote: Brute would slice me in two with one hit, so brute is my choice.

LOL I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS. I don't know why.

I would want to get my naked ass impaled on the pyramid thing and then hung upside down with my head in a tub with two guys sawing right through my crotch and then leave me there until I die of suffocating on my own blood.

**Froge** · 07-23-2012, 06:10 AM

I'm guessing sawing is everybody's favourite torture?

**Potato** · 07-23-2012, 07:01 AM

I'd rather die by the giant red spike impaling me through the abdomen, the Victor stopped his blabbering pretty soon, I could imagine it'd be the best option.

Dude. wtf am I talking about. This thread's wack.

**Nice** · 07-23-2012, 07:28 PM

the thing which impales your ass is called Judas craddle.

the worst part about those torture devices is that ALL of them really existed and were used

**failedALIAS** · 07-23-2012, 08:10 PM

(07-23-2012, 02:22 AM)Kein Wrote: Is this some kind of fetish thread.

IT IS NOW! HUHAHAHAHA!

I'd have to go with Brute, cause then I could go with the one in the morgue (the first time I passed out) and when it found me I'd be rolling around in the pile of dead naked bodies. I like stuff.

**xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx** · 07-23-2012, 10:05 PM

Quote:[...] and when it found me I'd be rolling around in the pile of dead naked bodies. I like stuff.

Good to see I'm not the only weird person on this thread Big Grin

Quote: the worst part about those torture devices is that ALL of them really existed and were used

Except for the iron maiden - that one was probably never actually used (don't question Wikipedia! Wink

). But yes, sometimes human cruelty is so much more terrifying than supernatural horrors.

**Damascus Rose** · 07-23-2012, 10:35 PM

The iron maiden was never used? Wtf?

**Froge** · 07-23-2012, 10:39 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_maiden...re_device)

Iron maidens were pieced together from other artifacts in museums. I guess Alexander got a little creative.