What's Your Apocalypse Plan?

[CorinthianMerchant]

1. Smoke weed get wasted fuck bitches
2. Smoke weed get wasted fuck bitches
3. Smoke weed get wasted fuck bitches
4. Smoke weed get wasted fuck bitches
5. Smoke weed get wasted fuck bitches

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[Nice]

Eat shitloads of my favourite food, go to japan and get myself some nice asian ladies

[Zaffre]

1. Hide upstairs if it was a flood
2. Demolish staircase and survive upstairs off of my parents' prepper supply
3. Quarantine house, wear protective suits at all times
4. Lock the door to my bathroom and point my .22 at the door
5. Water balloons
   

[the dark side]

Ah, i do not need to worry about any...

For i Am Secretly a VAMPIRE DUCK!

so, unless the apocalypse is a rain of garlic.. im fine on all 5.

oh, by the way,. the Where-Wolf answers to the name Towser, and the zombie will leave you alone if you chuck him a choccy biccy, hobnobs for preference.

[nemesis567]

1. Smoke weed get wasted fuck bitches

2. Smoke weed get wasted fuck bitches

3. Smoke weed get wasted fuck bitches

4. Smoke weed get wasted fuck bitches

5. Smoke weed get wasted fuck bitches



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[crisosphinx]

Ah, i do not need to worry about any...

For i Am Secretly a VAMPIRE DUCK!

so, unless the apocalypse is a rain of garlic.. im fine on all 5.

oh, by the way,. the Where-Wolf answers to the name Towser, and the zombie will leave you alone if you chuck him a choccy biccy, hobnobs for preference.

Were-wolves* ;3 You slandering, word slaughtering, baboon fool of a yella-bellied, two-timing, snake-skinned, slimy, god fearing, afraid of the light, hellish beast you are! Go back to the godforsaken coffin that you live in, white-ghast of a monster! WITCH WITCH!

(Now instead of the Western accent you associated that with, imagine Samuel L. Jackson saying that... Makes it 5 times better, no? )

To be all fair and honest, I am not prepping for any apoc. I'll live my life how I want and then take a submarine into the water and live there for a couple dozen years. That's how I'll beat all 5 of those.

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My left nut itches, Nemesis.

[Danny Boy]

Well if the sun exploded... There are only two possible outcomes.

1. The sun explodes and shortly after the same goes to all nearby planets. (In this case. I'd probably join the nearest orgy or something)

or

2. The sun explodes but Earth remains intact. (In this case. I'd probably join the nearest orgy or something. Than I'd get as many food cans and jackets that I possible can... Cuss winter is coming)

[The Rock Worm]

We survived 21/12/2012, so obviously* we need to prepare for the next apocalypse.

I'm curious (read: searching for ways to save my own butt by reading) what you would do in an apocalypse caused by:

1. Natural disaster such as fire, flood, sun exploding etc

2. Monsters such as zombies, vampires, werewolves, and what-have-you

3. Plague-based, think Black Plague

4. Alien invasion

5. Sentient robot takeover
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*According to all the doom-seers and what-nots of the world
**This is supposed to be for fun, meaning it's best to avoid dooms-day prophesy gobbledy-gook, philosophical debates, moral debates, and just all around depressing things.

1: Use the flood to put out the fire As for the Sun, its expiration date is set for millions of years from now... I think were are good for now.

2: Zombies, if they're like Quake 1, grab the grenade launchers. Vampires, wooden stakes/holy water/ burn their coffins. Werewolves, silver bullets or silverware (granted, it's more popular with the bullet, but a silverware knife could still do the job. I mean, have you ever seen a dramatic life-and-death struggle over a silverware knife?). As for Giant Monsters Like Godzilla or Cthulhu... I'll use the proven Quake 1 method (your player vs Shub-Niggurath) just tele-frag them using a positioned teleporter.

3: You actually thought up the same idea I mentioned here http://www.frictionalgames.com/forum/thread-19879.html as a Penumbra Sequel. My only thought for hope is finding the cure like Penumbra's Eloff Carpenter did... provided you can live long enough to actually make the cure.

4 and 5: Easy, overload their computers with spam and computer viruses. That or the world's largest EMP weapon from a massive volcano. As for any surviving foot soldiers, we have plenty of troops (or secret government monsters) to use against them.

Now here's another 'doomsday' scenario to add to the list. Like this thread;s list, meant to be funny and have funny solutions for them.

6: Meteor heading for Earth.

7: Alien Ship with a planet-killing beam aimed for Earth.

8: Space dwelling giants/giantess' wanting to use the Earth as a volleyball.

[CarnivorousJelly]

Now here's another 'doomsday' scenario to add to the list. Like this thread's list, meant to be funny and have funny solutions for them.

6: Meteor heading for Earth.

7: Alien Ship with a planet-killing beam aimed for Earth.

8: Space dwelling giants/giantess' wanting to use the Earth as a volleyball.

Nice!

6.Pretend I'm a T-Rex for my last few minutes. If we must go the way the dinos did, then hell, I'll be a dino! Although I like the idea of joining an orgy too...

7. Two words:

Spoiler below!

GIANT











(ready for this one?)














REFLECTORS!

8. Can't beat 'em, might as well join 'em (ignoring the fact that, you know, I'd be crushed)

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[The Rock Worm]

Now here's another 'doomsday' scenario to add to the list. Like this thread's list, meant to be funny and have funny solutions for them.

6: Meteor heading for Earth.

7: Alien Ship with a planet-killing beam aimed for Earth.

8: Space dwelling giants/giantess' wanting to use the Earth as a volleyball.

Nice!

6.Pretend I'm a T-Rex for my last few minutes. If we must go the way the dinos did, then hell, I'll be a dino!

7. Two words:

Spoiler below!

GIANT











(ready for this one?)














REFLECTORS!

8. Can't beat 'em, might as well join 'em (ignoring the fact that, you know, I'd be crushed)

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I like your comments .

Go the way the dinos did... how about this scene I found online http://th06.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/20...37id7x.jpg

As for protecting Earth from a death-ray, my thoughts exactally!

As for 8, if I can't convince them to use Mars or Mercury, Let's hope we bounce when they hit the atmosphere and not us! (If not, might as well enjoy the game... after all we have the best seats in the house!)