Corrupt a wish

[molotavio.fauxx]

granted. a bug hits you in the face whilst you are fly and it causes you to fly into an airplane. ironicly, you splater on the plane like the bug splattered on you, and it causes the plane to fly into a building.


i wish certain people wouldnt be so stupid and get threads closed!!!! temp closed anyway...but still, fucking seriously, love and tolerate

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O.O i got soooooo ninja'd holy balls

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wtf...my phone trolled me again. it didnt load yhe posts from today until after i posted. excuse me will i throw my phone at passing traffic.

[Nice]

I wish I found the $300 I lost in my room a couple of years ago.

granted, you find them all torn up and damaged by time so now you can no longer use them.

I wish junk food had NO negative effects on health

[Ghieri]

Granted, it stops tasting soo goood.


I wish I could reach the level cap in a game for once and not quit.

[molotavio.fauxx]

granted. every time you reach the cap it gets raised by 10 but when you level up: no new skills/ higher stats.
i wish for a pie flavored pie

[Danny Boy]

Granted. It tastes like crap

I wish I had mind control abilities.

[Ghieri]

Granted, you control your own mind. But you don't know how it works so you die.


I wish that this wish was wished for.

[molotavio.fauxx]

Granted. It tastes like crap

I wish I had mind control abilities.

not trying to mess things up or iritate people by over thinking things but... that doesnt work, if the pie is crap flavored then its not pie flavored, so my wish isnt granted. jus puttin that out there.

granted. you have the ability to controls the minds of sheep.


i wish for this to end in sunshine and rainbows

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damn ninjas!!!!!

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ya know what? phuck my fone! its not loading all posts!

[Danny Boy]

Your pie can be pie flavored but still "taste like crap" (have a bad taste). Just pointing it out for ya.

[molotavio.fauxx]

hmmm...you have a point there. victory is yours

[CorinthianMerchant]

I wish Kman would be online on Steam more often.