Corrupt a wish

**Danny Boy** · 05-22-2013, 05:04 PM

Granted... he doesn't reply to you.

˙ɹǝzıp ɐ noʇsǝ ǝnb o ɯǝssǝpuǝʇuǝ sɐossǝd sɐ ǝnb oɾǝsǝp nǝ

**molotavio.fauxx** · 05-22-2013, 05:28 PM

i wish i could understand that shit.

**PutraenusAlivius** · 05-23-2013, 02:30 AM

Granted, but now you can't speak/talk/type english.

I wish I can go watch Titus Andronicus play.

**Macgyverthehero** · 05-23-2013, 03:01 AM

Granted, but you are now trapped in a loop listening to Titus Andronicus play over and over again.

I wish I found the city of Atlantis.

**PutraenusAlivius** · 05-23-2013, 03:06 AM

Granted, it's inhabitants attack you.

I wish I'm strong as hell.

**failedALIAS** · 05-23-2013, 06:08 AM

Granted. You are literally a fire.

I wish to be omnipotent.

**PutraenusAlivius** · 05-23-2013, 06:28 AM

Granted, but the powers backfired at you.

I wish I can watch Star Trek: Into Darkness.

**failedALIAS** · 05-23-2013, 10:11 AM

Granted, but just like the first one, it sucks.

I wish someone would read MY MOTHER-FUCKING STORY!

**i3670** · 05-23-2013, 07:07 PM

Your story rapes your mother into catatonia.

I wish I could play the saxophone. Like a master.

**Nice** · 05-23-2013, 07:26 PM

Granted. You get raped by hardcore fanboyz and fangirls

I wish i succesfully pass the upcoming test finals