Corrupt a wish

[Wooderson]

I wish I had a kickass pet tiger.

Granted, you have a kickass pet tiger. Which hates you with a passion and plots to tear you apart while you sleep

I wish i could tame a bear

Granted. You tame 1 bear, and then get overconfident with your abilities. wubwub then eats you.

I wish I had a guitar for each different tuning.

[failedALIAS]

Granted. You get cancer and die.

I wish I had physical attraction to other people.

[Nice]

fine, have it your way.. hobo

[failedALIAS]

I said physical attraction to. . .

Stupid kibble.

[Bridge]

Granted. Your physical magnetism becomes so great your attraction to other people takes on a literal character. Soon, you become a hideous collage of people, devoid of form or reason.

I wish Pluto was considered a planet again (because it is).

[failedALIAS]

NO. IT'S FUCKING NOT. I WILL NOT GRANT THAT, NOT EVEN WITH MALICIOUS INTENT. CAUSE IT'S NOT.

I wish Bridge knew.

[Nice]

granted, Bridge knows that Pluto is a planet.

I wish for world peace!

[Bridge]

Here's the standard definition of a planet:

1. is in orbit around the Sun,
2. has sufficient mass to assume hydrostatic equilibrium (a nearly round shape), and
3. has "cleared the neighbourhood" around its orbit.

Pluto fulfills all of these, even though it has an irregular orbit which is not strictly speaking "cleared" (neither is Earth's). C'mon man, give Pluto some love.

[failedALIAS]

Okay. So Triton is also a planet. As is Io. As is our own moon.

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Or, if you're not going to count those, then Pallas and Ceres.

[Bridge]

The more the merrier. But my wish was mostly a joke. I don't really care about Pluto.

EDIT: Anyway, most of those (I assume all, can't be bothered to google) are moons which do not orbit the sun directly.