Corrupt a wish

**Danny Boy** · 05-02-2013, 12:30 AM

Granted. You were wearing a silver watch therefore you died instantly.

I wish I had toes.

**failedALIAS** · 05-02-2013, 12:46 AM

Granted. In a bag.

I wish I had my own theater.

**darkely** · 05-02-2013, 12:47 AM

Granted. It burns down after 5 minutes of use.

I wish I had a small pony that has nothing wrong with it at all and never will.

**Danny Boy** · 05-02-2013, 01:15 AM

Granted. Its made of plastic.

I wish I had eyes.

**failedALIAS** · 05-02-2013, 01:21 AM

Granted. They're in a bag.

I wish I was a kitten.

**Danny Boy** · 05-02-2013, 01:33 AM

Granted. You were born and then killed in the dark ages.

I wish I had fingers in a bag too. Just a few more ingredients and I can finally be a real boy!

**Wooderson** · 05-02-2013, 01:35 AM

You get your fingers. Soon termites swarm you.

I wish Danny would love me again.

Spoiler below!

**darkely** · 05-02-2013, 02:22 AM

He does, but he gets hit by a bus the day after you get married.

I wish I had a real small pony that has nothing wrong with it at all and never will.

**failedALIAS** · 05-02-2013, 02:36 AM

Just because it's real doesn't mean it's not made of plastic.

I wish Danny would apologize for calling me a "fagget".

**Ghieri** · 05-02-2013, 02:40 AM

Granted, calls you a faggot instead.

I wish I could could win this thread.