Corrupt a wish

**Nice** · 07-10-2013, 10:25 AM

(07-10-2013, 10:06 AM)Kiandra Wrote: I wish it wasn't so hot in my room right now D:

granted

it starts snowing in your room. Endlessly... You figure out what happens next Big Grin

i wish my room had more spiders in it

**CarnivorousJelly** · 07-10-2013, 10:32 AM

I... I make snowmen? :DDDDDD YAY
Granted, but they're agitated brown recluse spiders, and there's hundreds of them

No idea what to wish for... hmm... I wish I knew how to play violin well?

**PutraenusAlivius** · 07-10-2013, 10:48 AM

Granted, but you find it boring to play it.

I wish nothing.

**Danny Boy** · 07-10-2013, 12:01 PM

(07-10-2013, 10:48 AM)JustAnotherPlayer Wrote: Granted, but you find it boring to play it.

I wish nothing.

Granted. But you secretly wished to be fucked in the ass by a hobo... So the hobo had to give what you want.

I wish for Kiadra and jap to get a room.

**Nice** · 07-10-2013, 02:33 PM

(07-10-2013, 12:01 PM)Danny Boy Wrote: I wish for Kiadra and jap to get a room.

granted, you get them a room and they have their fun.

few days later, police comes knocking on your door.. arresting you for encouraging pedophilia. Bear in mind, She's an adult, jap is not even teen yet xD

I wish i had the best computer ever!

**CarnivorousJelly** · 07-10-2013, 08:13 PM

Granted, but the computer's too large to fit through a door. It gets damaged in the rain.

I wish my job was to just be lazy, but paid well.

**Danny Boy** · 07-10-2013, 08:30 PM

(07-10-2013, 08:13 PM)Kiandra Wrote: Granted, but the computer's too large to fit through a door. It gets damaged in the rain.

I wish my job was to just be lazy, but paid well.

Granted. But behind you there is an old, bald, fat man. Wearing bottle bottom glasses and a pink tutu, always hitting you slowly in your head whit a bunch of wheat every 2 seconds while saying "Sthap it" over and over again.

I wish por esti feliĉa kaj fek

**molotavio.fauxx** · 07-10-2013, 10:56 PM

granted...whatever it was....

i wish i didnt shit myself when i read teh "old man with wheat" thing...jeezuz

**CarnivorousJelly** · 07-10-2013, 11:26 PM

(07-10-2013, 08:30 PM)Danny Boy Wrote: I wish por esti feliĉa kaj fek

It says "I wish to be happy and shit".

(07-10-2013, 10:56 PM)molotavio.fauxx Wrote: i wish i didnt shit myself when i read teh "old man with wheat" thing...jeezuz

Granted. You find yourself turned on instead.

I wish I hadn't just said that.

**Danny Boy** · 07-11-2013, 01:45 AM

(07-10-2013, 11:26 PM)Kiandra Wrote:
(07-10-2013, 08:30 PM)Danny Boy Wrote: I wish por esti feliĉa kaj fek
It says "I wish to be happy and shit".

(07-10-2013, 10:56 PM)molotavio.fauxx Wrote: i wish i didnt shit myself when i read teh "old man with wheat" thing...jeezuz

Granted. You find yourself turned on instead.

I wish I hadn't just said that.

Granted. But the old man is now aroused.