failedALIAS
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RE: Corrupt a wish
(04-24-2013, 10:41 PM)Obliviator27 Wrote: Granted, you are no longer able to make wishes.
I wish I was adored by women.
Granted, but you inexplicably turn gay.
I wish I would get some fucking fanart.
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TheBlastPassage
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RE: Corrupt a wish
Granted, but the fanart you get is of you riding a giant dick and it attaches its self to your wall with no possibility of ever removing it.
I wish I had a mega pencil sharpener
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failedALIAS
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RE: Corrupt a wish
It kills you. You shouldn't have messed with my fanart fantasy.
I wish we could all live in a happy fantasy land, going on adventures every day!
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RE: Corrupt a wish
Granted, but we will never have Princess Bubblegum's heart.
I wish I was a Skyrim vampire!
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RE: Corrupt a wish
Granted. Then your world glitches due to the deadly grammar mistake, you end up in Whimsyshire and get roasted by a unicorn!
I wish we could stop killing each other in the process of corrupting wishes.
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failedALIAS
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RE: Corrupt a wish
Granted. . . This post isn't funny.
I wish I had fanart, again. I didn't learn my lesson the first time.
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RE: Corrupt a wish
Granted, but it's written by Googol.
I wish for a coke.
EDIT: Ironically of course, I don't actually drink soda anymore.
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Focalize
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RE: Corrupt a wish
Granted, coke diet.
I wish I could memorize all the materials in first and second year economics tonight and stop panicking.
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RE: Corrupt a wish
Granted, but then you suffer permanent brain damage.
I wish I could go to space.
RAISE YOUR DONGERS ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
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RE: Corrupt a wish
Granted, but space suits are expensive... so you would die a horrible and painful death.
I wish I could fly.
(04-24-2013, 07:21 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote: Granted, but I like icecream.
I wish I was a pony...
*Turns around slowly and suddenly starts to run from afar. 30 seconds later slaps Corinthian twice.*
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