Corrupt a wish

**failedALIAS** · 04-24-2013, 10:42 PM

(04-24-2013, 10:41 PM)Obliviator27 Wrote: Granted, you are no longer able to make wishes.
I wish I was adored by women.

Granted, but you inexplicably turn gay.

I wish I would get some fucking fanart.

**TheBlastPassage** · 04-24-2013, 11:00 PM

Granted, but the fanart you get is of you riding a giant dick and it attaches its self to your wall with no possibility of ever removing it.

I wish I had a mega pencil sharpener

**failedALIAS** · 04-24-2013, 11:07 PM

It kills you. You shouldn't have messed with my fanart fantasy.

I wish we could all live in a happy fantasy land, going on adventures every day!

**Ghieri** · 04-24-2013, 11:43 PM

Granted, but we will never have Princess Bubblegum's heart.

I wish I was a Skyrim vampire!

**Focalize** · 04-25-2013, 01:06 AM

Granted. Then your world glitches due to the deadly grammar mistake, you end up in Whimsyshire and get roasted by a unicorn!

I wish we could stop killing each other in the process of corrupting wishes.

**failedALIAS** · 04-25-2013, 01:09 AM

Granted. . . This post isn't funny.

I wish I had fanart, again. I didn't learn my lesson the first time.

**Bridge** · 04-25-2013, 01:17 AM

Granted, but it's written by Googol.

I wish for a coke.

EDIT: Ironically of course, I don't actually drink soda anymore.

**Focalize** · 04-25-2013, 01:20 AM

Granted, coke diet.

I wish I could memorize all the materials in first and second year economics tonight and stop panicking.

**Tomato Cat** · 04-25-2013, 01:20 AM

Granted, but then you suffer permanent brain damage.

I wish I could go to space.

**Danny Boy** · 04-25-2013, 01:25 AM

Granted, but space suits are expensive... so you would die a horrible and painful death.

I wish I could fly.

(04-24-2013, 07:21 PM)CorinthianMerchant Wrote: Granted, but I like icecream.

I wish I was a pony...

*Turns around slowly and suddenly starts to run from afar. 30 seconds later slaps Corinthian twice.*