Corrupt a wish

[failedALIAS]

Granted, you are no longer able to make wishes.
I wish I was adored by women.

Granted, but you inexplicably turn gay.

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I wish I would get some fucking fanart.

[TheBlastPassage]

Granted, but the fanart you get is of you riding a giant dick and it attaches its self to your wall with no possibility of ever removing it.

I wish I had a mega pencil sharpener

[failedALIAS]

It kills you. You shouldn't have messed with my fanart fantasy.

I wish we could all live in a happy fantasy land, going on adventures every day!

[Ghieri]

Granted, but we will never have Princess Bubblegum's heart.

I wish I was a Skyrim vampire!

[Focalize]

Granted. Then your world glitches due to the deadly grammar mistake, you end up in Whimsyshire and get roasted by a unicorn!

I wish we could stop killing each other in the process of corrupting wishes.

[failedALIAS]

Granted. . . This post isn't funny.

I wish I had fanart, again. I didn't learn my lesson the first time.

[Bridge]

Granted, but it's written by Googol.

I wish for a coke.

EDIT: Ironically of course, I don't actually drink soda anymore.

[Focalize]

Granted, coke diet.


I wish I could memorize all the materials in first and second year economics tonight and stop panicking.

[Tomato Cat]

Granted, but then you suffer permanent brain damage.

I wish I could go to space.

[Danny Boy]

Granted, but space suits are expensive... so you would die a horrible and painful death.

I wish I could fly.

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Granted, but I like icecream.

I wish I was a pony...

*Turns around slowly and suddenly starts to run from afar. 30 seconds later slaps Corinthian twice.*