Corrupt a wish

**molotavio.fauxx** · 05-11-2013, 09:50 PM

(05-11-2013, 09:31 PM)Tomato Cat Wrote: Granted. You are stabbed by a pirate.

I wish I could find a decent drip coffee maker.

wait what?? sorry for being an idiot but i dont get that...

**Tomato Cat** · 05-11-2013, 10:52 PM

(05-11-2013, 09:50 PM)theanarchistpony Wrote:
(05-11-2013, 09:31 PM)Tomato Cat Wrote: Granted. You are stabbed by a pirate.

I wish I could find a decent drip coffee maker.

wait what?? sorry for being an idiot but i dont get that...

Pirates vs Ninjas?

I dunno.

**molotavio.fauxx** · 05-11-2013, 11:14 PM

oh. ok, sorry for the stupidity.

**molotavio.fauxx** · 05-12-2013, 02:57 PM

since its been quiet for a while: i wish for hambugers

**Ghieri** · 05-12-2013, 03:27 PM

Granted, poniburger.

I wish that Penumbra dogs didn't scare me so much.

**PutraenusAlivius** · 05-12-2013, 04:56 PM

Granted, but now it's the Tuurngait Infected.

I wish my typing skills in this phone will get better. God, this phone.

**Tomato Cat** · 05-12-2013, 06:54 PM

Granted. You can no longer use a regular keyboard.

I wish I had a second monitor.

**WALP** · 05-12-2013, 07:39 PM

(05-12-2013, 06:54 PM)Tomato Cat Wrote: Granted. You can no longer use a regular keyboard.

I wish I had a second monitor.

Granted, you get it in exchange for the first one.

I wish for this:
[Image: Haribo-Ferskner_500g.ashx?bc=ffffff&w=212]

**SC.NoobMaker** · 05-14-2013, 11:11 AM

Granted, the one I gave to you contained rat poison. And you died.

I wish for any question to be answered.

**FlawlessHappiness** · 05-14-2013, 12:04 PM

Granted. The answer is bacon.

I wish for the Oculus Rift