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Corrupt a wish
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#91
RE: Corrupt a wish

You fly. In a metaphorical sense after jumping off a ledge and falling to your death.

I wish to be a girl.

04-25-2013, 01:46 AM
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#92
RE: Corrupt a wish

Grante... OH MY GOD IT'S SNOOKI!!!!

I WISH I WAS BLIND... OOOH GOD!!!

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#93
RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted. Reason:

Spoiler below!
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I wish for my wish to be corrupted.
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#94
RE: Corrupt a wish

Your wish cannot be processed, here's some throat cancer instead.

I wish I were less lazy.

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04-25-2013, 02:53 AM
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#95
RE: Corrupt a wish

(04-25-2013, 02:53 AM)Aldighieri Wrote: Your wish cannot be processed, here's some throat cancer instead.

I wish I were less lazy.
Granted: You are arrested by a korean soldier and sentenced to work for 10 years in a labor camp, doesent matter were you live, they arrest you anyway and for some reason you local authority doesent give a shit. its not fun to live in a labor camp for 10 years btw.

I wish I was better an independently taking initiative
04-25-2013, 07:40 AM
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#96
RE: Corrupt a wish

(04-25-2013, 01:25 AM)Danny Boy Wrote: *Turns around slowly and suddenly starts to run from afar. 30 seconds later slaps Corinthian twice.*

omg danneh reported for sexhuual aharrasnehe.

I was actually kidding, I'm quite content with being human...

Still hasn't gotten over the loss of wubwub...
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#97
RE: Corrupt a wish

Throat cancer for you because u no wish.


I wish I was immune to throat cancer.

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04-25-2013, 05:06 PM
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#98
RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted. Within a month you die of full body cancer. Full body except for the throat of course.

I wish for this wish to be incorruptible.
04-25-2013, 05:16 PM
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#99
RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted, but later on you get hit by a truck.

I wish I could hold my breath forever.

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04-25-2013, 05:18 PM
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RE: Corrupt a wish

Granted, when you pass out from loss of oxygen, instead of releasing the breath and begin respiration normally, you die.

I wish I had A Clockwork Orange on DVD.
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