Corrupt a wish

[7heDubz]

You fly. In a metaphorical sense after jumping off a ledge and falling to your death.

I wish to be a girl.

[Ghieri]

Grante... OH MY GOD IT'S SNOOKI!!!!

I WISH I WAS BLIND... OOOH GOD!!!

[Danny Boy]

Granted. Reason:

Spoiler below!

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

[Ghieri]

Your wish cannot be processed, here's some throat cancer instead.

I wish I were less lazy.

[WALP]

Your wish cannot be processed, here's some throat cancer instead.

I wish I were less lazy.

Granted: You are arrested by a korean soldier and sentenced to work for 10 years in a labor camp, doesent matter were you live, they arrest you anyway and for some reason you local authority doesent give a shit. its not fun to live in a labor camp for 10 years btw.

I wish I was better an independently taking initiative

[CorinthianMerchant]

*Turns around slowly and suddenly starts to run from afar. 30 seconds later slaps Corinthian twice.*

omg danneh reported for sexhuual aharrasnehe.

I was actually kidding, I'm quite content with being human...

[Ghieri]

Throat cancer for you because u no wish.


I wish I was immune to throat cancer.

[Bridge]

Granted. Within a month you die of full body cancer. Full body except for the throat of course.

I wish for this wish to be incorruptible.

[Tomato Cat]

Granted, but later on you get hit by a truck.

I wish I could hold my breath forever.

[failedALIAS]

Granted, when you pass out from loss of oxygen, instead of releasing the breath and begin respiration normally, you die.

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I wish I had A Clockwork Orange on DVD.