Corrupt a wish

[PutraenusAlivius]

Granted, but your phone is so full of battery that it overloaded it self.

I want my voice to deepen.

[Nice]

I want my voice to deepen.

Granted, the frequency of your voice is so low it causes a massive earthquake which cracks the Earth open.

I want to be smart

[i3670]

Forgot to add a wish to my post.

Dogfood: You become too smart and everyone starts to think of you as a know-it-all. You die alone with no family nor friends.

I wish that everyone got more interested in philosophy.

[7heDubz]

Granted but they all become so interested that they forget to eat and die.

I wish that I lived in the world of MLPFIM (Ponies)

[Mine Turtle]

Granted but they all become so interested that they forget to eat and die.

I wish that I lived in the world of MLPFIM (Ponies)

Granted, though you also reside alongside cloppers. I wish I was people.

[FlawlessHappiness]

Granted. You are now Scizophrenic!

I wish my schoolproject goes well

[i3670]

Your schoolproject goes too well. Your superiors suspect you've been cheating in some way. Without any evidence you are sentenced to pay a fine of 1000£ (or the corresponding currency and value in your country) and your project is disqualified.

Edit: I wish my food would taste better.

[Nice]

Your schoolproject goes too well. Your superiors suspect you've been cheating in some way. Without any evidence you are sentenced to pay a fine of 1000£ (or the corresponding currency and value in your country) and your project is disqualified.

I wish i3670 would stop forgetting to make a wish after corrupting one

[PutraenusAlivius]

I wish i3670 would stop forgetting to make a wish after corrupting one

Granted, but he still does that too much that now he broke the game.
EDIT:
I wish I'm smart.

[TheBlastPassage]

Granted, but you are now so smart that you have the inability to learn anything else and eventually kill yourself.

I wish I had more money...