Corrupt a wish

**Ghieri** · 04-24-2013, 03:50 PM

Granted, but being 11 you look like Quasimodo.

I wish I was mad, bad, and dangerous to know.

**WALP** · 04-24-2013, 04:09 PM

(04-24-2013, 03:50 PM)Aldighieri Wrote: Granted, but being 11 you look like Quasimodo.

I wish I was mad, bad, and dangerous to know.

You become a mad, bad and dangerous to know drug dealer but you get shot and bleed, and die.

I was my beard would grow faster, beards are so brilliant!

**Ghieri** · 04-24-2013, 04:46 PM

Granted, but you have to shave it every day or you die.

I wish I was Tony Stark.

**Danny Boy** · 04-24-2013, 04:48 PM

(04-24-2013, 03:38 PM)JustAnotherPlayer Wrote:
(04-24-2013, 03:33 PM)Aldighieri Wrote:
(04-24-2013, 03:31 PM)JustAnotherPlayer Wrote: Granted, but you cannot find any more world to find and you die of depression and hunger.

I wish I'm really attractive.

Granted, but your public masturbation is a turn-off.

I wish I could buy AAMFP.

Granted, but the price is so high that you sell everything to buy it and you became homeless.

I wish I'm more manly.

GOD I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

"I WISH I WAS MORE MANLY"
WAS!

I wish for you guys not to kill me or torture me in any way.

**failedALIAS** · 04-24-2013, 04:53 PM

(04-24-2013, 04:48 PM)Danny Boy Wrote: I wish for you guys not to kill me or torture me in any way.

Granted, but that's a stupid wish and you regret it for the rest of your miserable life.

I wish to be omnipotent

**Ghieri** · 04-24-2013, 04:55 PM

Granted, but you are blind, deaf, and mentally retarded. Good luck figuring out your powers!

I wish for more wishes!

**failedALIAS** · 04-24-2013, 04:56 PM

Granted, but they're all corrupt.
Again, I wish to be omnipotent.

**Ghieri** · 04-24-2013, 04:58 PM

Granted, but on top of the above conditions, you also have double-wishing sickness and die. You're in Hell!(The bad kind) AND you are blind, deaf, and mentally retarded.

I wish I was in hell(The good kind)

**FlawlessHappiness** · 04-24-2013, 05:09 PM

Granted. But I don't know what the difference is, so you're just going to what I find hell to me...

I wish my friend would join this forum

**Tiger** · 04-24-2013, 05:13 PM

Aldighieri: Granted, but I don't know what a good kind of hell is so I just place you in the bad hell where the devil gives you a pat on the back and buys you ice cream

I wish the sun would burst out one big solar flare that would wipe out all earths electronics (Like and EMP). I know it's quite sadistic, but I would like to see how many people that die from this, assuming I don't do it myself...

Edit: Damn it, beekayk.