Corrupt a wish

**PutraenusAlivius** · 04-26-2013, 04:49 AM

Granted, but so many cats are talking so that you don't know who's talking anymore and die of depression.

I wish no one will wish anything anymore.

**Nice** · 04-26-2013, 11:40 AM

(04-26-2013, 04:49 AM)JustAnotherPlayer Wrote: I wish no one will wish anything anymore.

Granted, but 95% will ignore that wish

I want to shoot lightning bolts!

**PutraenusAlivius** · 04-26-2013, 12:05 PM

Granted, but one of the bolts backfired to you. You died and became a toast.

I wish this world should be a better place.

**Ghieri** · 04-26-2013, 03:42 PM

Granted, but your life still sucks.

I wish my life didn't suck.

**failedALIAS** · 04-26-2013, 03:51 PM

Granted, this causes a paradox and the universe collapses.

I wish to have an apple.

**Danny Boy** · 04-26-2013, 03:53 PM

Aldighieri@ Granted, but you have to eat an ass flavored Popsicle every day to live.

Alias@ Granted... It has a worm inside though.

I don't have a wish... Make something up you lazy cunts.

EDIT: Fuck you Alias

**WALP** · 04-26-2013, 03:54 PM

(04-26-2013, 03:51 PM)failedALIAS Wrote: Granted, this causes a paradox and the universe collapses.

I wish to have an apple.

granted, but the apple is actually alive and has teeth. it bites you hand with the teeth and you end up throwing it away.

I wish the next person would remember to post a wish himself, and not just reply to someone without wishing something.

**Danny Boy** · 04-26-2013, 03:55 PM

Granted

**Ghieri** · 04-26-2013, 03:56 PM

Granted, but it's in a language that no one understands.

GAmCENUN M TEEEEHUUUU!!!!

**failedALIAS** · 04-26-2013, 03:57 PM

"I wish to Fuck you Alias."

Granted, but you get aids. Hahahahaha!

I wish I didn't have aids.

Screw you Aldgkjshfhu!