Corrupt a wish

[WALP]

"I wish to Fuck you Alias."

Granted, but you get aids. Hahahahaha!

I wish I didn't have aids.

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Screw you Aldgkjshfhu!

Granted but instead you develop an entirely new uncureable disease which will be named after you. the disease spreads in all ways and leads to the death of 99% of the human population

EDT: I wish I could go back in time and written my wish before posting so I would not have to edit like this!

[Danny Boy]

Granted. The Doctor takes you back in time whit the Tardis but you accidentally end up on the Jurassic where he dumps you to your death.

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Oh right... I wish to be back massaged by Alias while he wears some girly clothing and has makeup ruined by his compulsive crying.

[PutraenusAlivius]

Granted, but he immediately stops.

I wish no wishes can be corrupted anymore.

[WALP]

Granted, but he immediately stops.

I wish no wishes can be corrupted anymore.

Granted, but 5 minutes later the thread is transfered to an alternate reality were you wish does not apply.

I wish I could solve a paradox

[failedALIAS]

Granted, which causes an even bigger paradox.

I wish to beat BeekayK for the corruption of Martin's comment!

[FlawlessHappiness]

Granted. You just killed a member on the Frictional Games Forum. Look how cool you are.

I wish to know what I did

[Nice]

I wish to know what I did

Granted, you are not satisfied with the answer.

I want junk food to be healthy

[Ghieri]

Granted, but people stop eating it. New brands of superjunkfood are created to fill the gap.

i wish this sentece hez prpr gramaaar aeuetheteeunna.

[Wooderson]

Granted, I demand a mod edits your post.

I wish I get enough UCAS points to go to Uni next year.

[Danny Boy]

No Idea what UCAS stands for. So here. Have some Bubonic Plague.


As for me: I want Blue.