Corrupt a wish

[PutraenusAlivius]

Granted, but you quickly getting bored at off-topic moments and when you find one it sucks.

I wish I'm more attractive.

[Ghieri]

Granted, you become attractive for a instant and then revert to your normal face because when you use the contraction "I'm" you are implying that at that instant you are more attractive, rather if you used past tense you would imply a long-term state of being.

I wish I had a million bucks.

[PutraenusAlivius]

Granted, you become attractive for a instant and then revert to your normal face because when you use the contraction "I'm" you are implying that at that instant you are more attractive, rather if you used past tense you would imply a long-term state of being.

I wish I had a million bucks.

Granted, but you got drowned on your own money until you suffocate to death.

I wish I can watch Iron Man 3.

[7heDubz]

Granted but you get permanent amnesia after whatching it and end up like the girl from 50 first dates never able to remember the following day and reverting back to right before you whatched the movie never allowing you to actually whatch the movie.

I wish Men could understand the complex being that is. A Women.

[Ghieri]

Granted, but we all become women and the species dies out.

I wish for roast fish.

[WALP]

Granted, but we all become women and the species dies out.

I wish for roast fish.

Granted, but it got overroasted and is now ashes

I wish I was not forced to give my date of birth away to other people.

[MyRedNeptune]

Granted, you now give it away willingly.

I wish the Earth would get sucked into a black hole.

[MyRedNeptune]

Granted, one annoying little sibling coming up!

I wish the Earth was donut-shaped.

[CorinthianMerchant]

He would shit in your hair while you where asleep.
EDIT: GODDAMMIT NINJAD

Granted, but gravity would be wierd as hell.

I want to play SS2.

[Nice]

I want to play SS2.

Granted, its just a demo.

i want to be able to shapeshift into animals