Corrupt a wish

**Rapture** · 04-27-2013, 04:35 PM

(04-27-2013, 03:08 PM)Dogfood Wrote: Granted, its just a demo.

i want to be able to shapeshift into animals

Your only choice is that of a swine flu infected pig or a mad cow.

I wish the world would stop procrastinating.

**Danny Boy** · 04-27-2013, 04:40 PM

Granted. The world gets a job and wife. While Humanity pick their noses and watch terrible Mexican soap operas.

I wish to have a Duck's Penis. (Seriously... Google that shit!)

**Wooderson** · 04-27-2013, 04:48 PM

(04-27-2013, 04:40 PM)Danny Boy Wrote: Granted. The world gets a job and wife. While Humanity pick their noses and watch terrible Mexican soap operas.

I wish to have a Duck's Penis. (Seriously... Google that shit!)

Granted (I have seen True Facts of the Duck haha). You're neutered for the sake of the female race.

I wish I could last longer without having to shower.

**Danny Boy** · 04-27-2013, 04:59 PM

Granted. But you are now made of sugar so a single drop of water can make you melt and have a terrible and painful death.

I wish I could be like the Alien from "The thing".

**Tiger** · 04-27-2013, 05:11 PM

(04-27-2013, 04:48 PM)Wooderson Wrote: I wish I could last longer without having to shower.

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**WALP** · 04-27-2013, 10:04 PM

(04-27-2013, 05:11 PM)Tiger Wrote:
(04-27-2013, 04:48 PM)Wooderson Wrote: I wish I could last longer without having to shower.

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granted the 3 little dots take over the world and live the rest of their lifes not just like kings, but the kings of kings. however you decided to join the resistance and was brutally murdered.

I wish more people were more open minded, that they would enter a discussion knowing that they might be wrong and be ready to accept that despite the embarrasment, rather then just coming to convince other people of their own opinion.

**failedALIAS** · 04-27-2013, 10:07 PM

Granted, and in a calm and collected manner the skinheads convince us that they're right.

I wish Danny would make that the Thing wish again so I could fuck with it.

**Tiger** · 04-27-2013, 10:16 PM

(04-27-2013, 10:04 PM)martinnord Wrote:
(04-27-2013, 05:11 PM)Tiger Wrote: ...
granted the 3 little dots take over the world and live the rest of their lifes not just like kings, but the kings of kings.

And then Ulfric Stormcloak comes along and kills them all

**Nice** · 04-27-2013, 11:31 PM

(04-27-2013, 10:07 PM)failedALIAS Wrote: I wish Danny would make that the Thing wish again so I could fuck with it.

granted, but you get ninjaed again.

i want to throw a water bottle at justin bieber

**Tiger** · 04-27-2013, 11:58 PM

Granted, but you get mauled by hundreds of 12-16 year old girls and die.

I wish...hmm...uhh...Yeah, I don't know.