Corrupt a wish

**WALP** · 04-28-2013, 05:27 PM

(04-28-2013, 01:41 PM)Aldighieri Wrote: Granted, but one day there was a strong wind...

I wish I wasn't tired.

Granted.
you loose the ablility to get tired. Your government finds out and uses you for slave labor since you dont get tired of it anyway.

I wish to be surpriced by how you will corrupt my wish

**Ghieri** · 04-28-2013, 05:30 PM

Granted, I kick you in the balls when you aren't looking.

I wish the dopamine levels in my brain were more stable.

**Danny Boy** · 04-29-2013, 01:20 AM

Granted, Your brain's dopamine turned itself into a stable where livestock now eats and shits on.

I wish Morgan Freeman could tell me a bedtime stories before I fall asleep to his wonderful voice.

**Focalize** · 04-29-2013, 02:44 AM

Granted, after marriage!

I wish people would stop having children.

**triadtimes** · 04-29-2013, 03:37 AM

Granted, now children have people.

I wish for another wish.

**PutraenusAlivius** · 04-29-2013, 10:45 AM

Granted, but you used that 10 secs ago and you can't wish for more. Sorry.

I wish I'll graduate with good grades.

**FlawlessHappiness** · 04-29-2013, 11:26 AM

You will... It's funny. "Good" is a word that does not describe how much we are talking about. "Good" is a word each person has a relationship to... Too bad my standards are low.

I wish to get my homework finished within the next 3 days.

**Nice** · 04-29-2013, 11:29 AM

Granted, you'll do an awfull job and the teacher is not going to approve it

I wish i was a fish

**Tiger** · 04-29-2013, 11:40 AM

Granted, but you turn out to be one of the eggs that gets killed by the big fish(Barracuda?) that kills you and Nemo's mom

I wish I was a lamp.

**PutraenusAlivius** · 04-29-2013, 11:45 AM

Granted, but I destroy you when I was angry.

I wish I have a big penis.