Corrupt a wish

**triadtimes** · 04-30-2013, 12:33 AM

I wish this thread would get back on topic.

**darkely** · 04-30-2013, 12:37 AM

(04-30-2013, 12:33 AM)triadtimes Wrote: I wish this thread would get back on topic.

This.

**Nice** · 04-30-2013, 01:00 AM

I wish i had infinite supplies of pizza

**failedALIAS** · 04-30-2013, 01:15 AM

Granted, the universe ceases to be.
I wish I was a real boy.

**FlawlessHappiness** · 04-30-2013, 05:55 AM

Granted. But if you ever tell a lie, your nose will start growing.

I wish for lots of money from my job today

**Tomato Cat** · 05-01-2013, 04:03 AM

Granted, the money turns to dust.

I wish I could run Crysis.

**Brosive** · 05-01-2013, 04:32 AM

Granted, but it's the only game you can run...

I wish I had the best gaming pc in the world...

**darkely** · 05-01-2013, 04:35 AM

Granted, the CPU and GPU turn out to be fault and your warranty has run out...

I wish I had a glass of water.

**FlawlessHappiness** · 05-01-2013, 05:52 AM

Granted. I'm feeling generous. You are now also in a desert. It's a hot day, and if you don't want to die of thirst, then you should probably drink your single glass of water before trying to find out where to go.

I wish I had no homework.

**Nice** · 05-01-2013, 11:01 PM

granted, you have no homework therefore you get punished by the teacher.

I wish i was a werewolf! (again)