Corrupt a wish

**Deep One** · 05-09-2013, 05:03 PM

Granted, but you and The dark side swap bodies and you'll detest Bioshock Infinite.

I wish had a little pet SCP-173.

**Tiger** · 05-09-2013, 05:09 PM

Granted, but it breaks its hands when it tries to snap your neck and gets really sad and runs away.

I wish I could live forever.

**Tomato Cat** · 05-09-2013, 05:46 PM

Granted. Enjoy your life after the Earth is vaporized by the Sun.

I wish I had a huge library.

**Deep One** · 05-09-2013, 05:50 PM

Granted, but you'll regret that when the sun becomes a red giant.

I wish I could visit Valve studios and Gaben would show me some HL3 gameplay

edit: lol ninja'd by Tomato Cat. That's what you get when you write your post, but decide to go to the bathroom before sending it...

**Nice** · 05-09-2013, 08:05 PM

granted, Gaben decides you've seen too much and doesn't want to take any risks so he locks you up in their studio till the game is released.

You're in for a long wait pal...

I want to get funky!

**Danny Boy** · 05-09-2013, 09:38 PM

Granted. But the two girls you like also get all horny funky n shit whit ya!

I wish I had a funky-ass dopest of tha dizzle pc shiat!

**PutraenusAlivius** · 05-10-2013, 01:25 AM

Granted, but your electricity is drained because of it.

I wish men would stop watching MLP: FIM.

**molotavio.fauxx** · 05-10-2013, 02:58 AM

granted.

i wish JAPs wish was never granted btw. i was watching mlp when i wrote thisXD

wait...did i jus createa paradox? my wish currupts his wish but if my wish is currupted then his wish will not be corrupted which means.... KILL ME!

**PutraenusAlivius** · 05-10-2013, 04:19 AM

(05-10-2013, 02:58 AM)theanarchistpony Wrote: granted.

i wish JAPs wish was never granted btw. i was watching mlp when i wrote thisXD

wait...did i jus createa paradox? my wish currupts his wish but if my wish is currupted then his wish will not be corrupted which means.... KILL ME!

KARMA BIAAAAATCH

**molotavio.fauxx** · 05-10-2013, 04:34 AM

(05-10-2013, 04:19 AM)JustAnotherPlayer Wrote:
(05-10-2013, 02:58 AM)theanarchistpony Wrote: granted.

i wish JAPs wish was never granted btw. i was watching mlp when i wrote thisXD

wait...did i jus createa paradox? my wish currupts his wish but if my wish is currupted then his wish will not be corrupted which means.... KILL ME!

KARMA BIAAAAATCH

wrong. if karma were a factor then YOU would be getting the shaft. you were hating on ponies and bronies, i was just going about my life. and honestly, the self destructive paradox thing is normal for me.

i wish JAP could love and tolerate ponies