Corrupt a wish

**Nice** · 05-24-2013, 06:47 PM

Granted, you die a horrible death infront of your family and friends making them sad and miserable for the rest of their life.. GG man, gg...

I wish i wasn't so sloppy when dealing with math problems

**Danny Boy** · 05-24-2013, 11:02 PM

(05-23-2013, 10:28 PM)Tomato Cat Wrote: Granted. he b& j00

I wish I could figure out Kerbal Space Program.

Went & return from Mun, Went & return from Minmus, Went & return from Duna, Went & return from from Laythe... Suck on dat! :3

(05-24-2013, 06:47 PM)Dogfood Wrote: Granted, you die a horrible death infront of your family and friends making them sad and miserable for the rest of their life.. GG man, gg...

I wish i wasn't so sloppy when dealing with math problems

Granted. You are now sloppy on everything else... Including on the future time when you accidentally drop your first born into the sea... while standing in the hospital.

I wish I had green eyes.

**Focalize** · 05-25-2013, 12:13 AM

Granted:
It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock

The meat it feeds on; that cuckold lives in bliss
Who, certain of his fate, loves not his wronger:

I wish my best friend didn't have to ditch me for another university.

**Danny Boy** · 05-25-2013, 05:23 AM

Granted... he ditches you because you are black... your avatar... its... Well quite literally black.

I wish you to surprise me.

**Focalize** · 05-25-2013, 06:00 AM

Granted, I'm not black and her campus is like 1k away from mine. Sorry, girls being girls.

I wish for a better avatar

**PutraenusAlivius** · 05-25-2013, 06:04 AM

Granted, no one notices it.

I wish Microsoft won't find out about this conspiracy involving PlayStation and YouTube.

**Tomato Cat** · 05-25-2013, 06:28 AM

Granted. They release the Xbox One. *cringe*

I wish I could be better at Kerbal Space Program than Danny.

**Danny Boy** · 05-25-2013, 04:32 PM

(05-25-2013, 06:28 AM)Tomato Cat Wrote: Granted. They release the Xbox One. *cringe*

I wish I could be better at Kerbal Space Program than Danny.

Granted. But Scott Manley is still better than you http://www.youtube.com/user/szyzyg

I wish had sex today, whit a sexy girl, and not get her pregnant, robbed by her, or infected whit some disease, or be killed by her.

**Nice** · 05-25-2013, 04:58 PM

granted, her boyfriend finds out and kills you

i wish i could pass all my finals without studying

**Ghieri** · 05-25-2013, 05:40 PM

*The genie laughs at you*

I wish that I had the drive to actually do something other than read reddit.