Corrupt a wish

**darkely** · 05-02-2013, 08:35 PM

Granted. You never wake up.

I wish I had water.

**Danny Boy** · 05-02-2013, 08:56 PM

Granted. All water in your body is now on a barrel... And you died from severe dehydration before you could do anything whit it.

I wish for this wish not to come true.

**darkely** · 05-02-2013, 09:02 PM

Granted.

I wish to have absolutely no problems ever in my life or afterlife whatsoever.

**Nice** · 05-02-2013, 09:05 PM

(05-02-2013, 08:56 PM)Danny Boy Wrote: I wish for this wish not to come true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsTRxXvQY0s

EDIT: Got ninjaed

@Darkely: Granted, you get extremely bored.

I wish for wooderson's sexy hair

**darkely** · 05-02-2013, 09:06 PM

Granted. It's a wig.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

**Wooderson** · 05-02-2013, 09:11 PM

Granted. She's a munter.

I wish that my dreads turn out awesome.

**FlawlessHappiness** · 05-02-2013, 09:25 PM

They do... "Awesome" could be anything to me... I don't like dreads...

I wish to gain a lot of money this weekend

**WALP** · 05-02-2013, 09:45 PM

(05-02-2013, 09:25 PM)BeeKayK Wrote: They do... "Awesome" could be anything to me... I don't like dreads...

I wish to gain a lot of money this weekend

Granted 13599 DKK, but only this weekend so you dont gain anything for the rest of your life.

I wish I could get rid of this pain in my leg without being caused pain elsewhere.

**Danny Boy** · 05-02-2013, 10:30 PM

Granted. You get treated by a doctor who had his license gained on Surgeon simulator... You did not survive.

I wish I knew the color of napoleon's white horse.

**rtjhbfvsrry** · 05-02-2013, 10:37 PM

Granted. You get sent back in time, right into it's path. You see it and then it tramples you.

I wish to be happy.